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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Worst of the Evils: Vol.1


Situation 1

You and your partner start a life together. You buy a house, everything is in both y'all names, etc. One day you come home early from work and notice an unfamiliar car in y'all driveway parked along side of your partner's car. You walk in the house only to discover them knocking boots on y'all bed on top the the quilt your grandma hand stitched and slaved over to make for y'all. What do you do?

A) Go into a rage and try to attack both your partner and his piece?
B) Walk out the room before they see you
C) Join in on the fun
D) Immediately get your stuff, leave and make plans to end the relationship.

Situation 2

You and your partner live in separate houses, but you have keys to each others place which means you can come and go as you please. One day you decide to stop by his place to say hello and notice an unfamiliar car in their driveway parked along side of your partner's car. You walk in the house only to discover them knocking boots in his bed. What do you do?

A) Go into a rage and try to attack both your partner and the other person?
B) Walk out the room before they see you
C) Join in on the fun
D) Tell yourself " It's my fault, I shouldn't have stopped by unannounced"

Situation 3

You and your partner live in separate houses, but you have keys to each others place which means you can come and go as you please. One day you decide to go home for lunch on your lunch break. You get to your house and notice an unfamiliar car in your driveway parked along side of your partner's car. You walk in your house only to discover them knocking boots in your bed. What do you do?

A) INSTANT DEATH TO THEM BOTH!!!!
B) Walk out the house before they see you
C) Join in on the fun
D) Calmly ask them to leave, and end the relationship with your partner.

2 comments:

  1. situation 1 - B
    situation 2 - B
    situation 3 - A

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  2. I honestly can't even speculate what I would do in either situation. But a sounds like the most likely reaction.

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