Hearing (The Final Human Sense)

Now to conclude the first volume of my "Human Senses" series I want to talk about the last sense, sound. What role does sound play when it comes to sex? I have yet to fully understand, but as usual I would like to stat out with a story. I was kicking it with this guy that from the sight of him you would think would be a very passive guy in the bedroom. He didn't have much "flavor" or "swagger" to his personality, and to be honest was kind of too soft for my taste. Needless to say I wanted to see if my assumption was accurate so I decided to take him for a test drive. I was seriously wrong about this man. Sexually he unleashes the beast...literally. You see, ol' boy was a screamer. I mean Mariah Carey hiitting high notes screamer. And he talked so much shit, I didn't know whether to be turned on, or laugh my ass off. I end up doing the latter. He was a screamer, a moaner, a groaner, a roarer, and a shouter. I mean for a second I thought I was in bed with a damn Tiger. It was crazy, and it didn't do anything for me. Those types of sounds never did anything for me.

I do however believe that sound plays a critical role in sexual interaction. Think about it, don't you love hearing that slapping sound as you hitting some good ass just perfect? Or the slurping and smacking a good blow job delivers? Sometimes sound alone can intensify an orgasm. I can speak from personal experience that when I hear that perfectly pitched "baby I'm cummin'" from my dude it's not long before I am painting the walls white myself. Sounds can also have the opposite effect during sex. As with the story above, or more commonly for me the sound of porn. This may sound crazy coming from a guy that owns over 600 porno moves, but porn irritates the hell out of me. I mean the constant barrage of fake moans, and "YEA NIGGA" or if for some strange reason it's a whiteboy in the scene "Give me that black cock!" gets on my last nerve. I must watch porn with the sound muted. If I don't it becomes just a regular movie with bad dialogue. Like watching a Sci-Fi channel movie or something. No sound during sex is probably the most ego damaging thing there is though. Imagine you working your ass off to satisfy someone, and they just laying there emotionless, no making a peep. Sometimes silence speaks louder than words ever can. To me that's saying. "Nigga, you wack. I could have had a V8".

So what do y'all think? How important is sound during sex? As usual leave your comment as thanks for reading.